As usual before church this morning my alarm went off at 8am. Had Jeremy left the night stand on my side I would have turned it off myself, but instead it went off and he mumbled something to me and I said "Don't hit snooze, just turn it off." After doing so he went back to sleep. At about 8:45am he woke up and asked if I had gotten up before my alarm because it never went off. The conversation went like this:
Jeremy- Did you get up before you alarm? It never went off.
Me- No, you turned it off.
Jeremy- No I didn't.
Me- Yes you did, I asked you to turn if off and not hit snooze and you did it.
Jeremy- Um no you must have cause I didn't.
Me- Are you crazy? You turned it off. Who else do you think did it? Why would I lie about turning it off?
Jeremy- I didn't do it.
Me- Okay yeah you didn't, trolls must do that too.
He still doesn't believe he did it, and tries to argue his case. But seriously why would someone lie to you about that? Men, they make no sense. But like my grandmother always says "What do you expect, you married a man."