Thursday, November 12, 2009

Di Vinci vs Dicaprio

A child actually said this today:

What is the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Leonardo Di Vinci?

I literally sat there and stared at the kid for a bit, then the kid went on to say...

Was Leonardo Di Vinci alive when you were born?

...at this point I was about to fall out of my chair. Then...out of nowhere...my little goofball said this:

(yelling) You know that weird janitor who looks at teacher's butts? He goes to my church and looks at people's butt's there too!

At least tomorrow is a half day...or I just may die. By lunch I was ready to be taken to the nut house. Oh and has anyone else ever had a kid poop their pants and get mad when they are forced to call home. Or one that has a wet spot from front to back that could only have gotten there from urinating on one's self and swearing it was from the water fountain. All I have to say is six school days until Thanksgiving!

6 comments:

  1. That's okay. I was telling my kids about Veteran's Day yesterday and after a 15 minute movie and another 15 minute follow up from me, I had a kid ask how to spell "Happy Veterinarian's Day" for the poster he was making. Glad to know he was kind of listening! Gotta love kids!

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  2. If a fifth grader is using the bathroom on himself, he may have a medical problem.
    Also, they do not listen and will tell you the most irrelevant stuff and stuff you really don't want to know. We have a half day today, too. Thank God. I had a sub Tuesday for the first time this year because I was at a teacher's conference in BR. Well, she did not discipline at all and now I'm retraining them! I will NOT miss another day unless it is an emergency! Little nuts!
    The thing I am most thankful for at Thanksgiving is the Thanksgiving break itself. =)
    Please pray Larry finds a job by Christmas. Dec. 26th is the last day for the Pineville mill. :(

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  3. Oh he doesn't have a medical problem. He has a mental problem, he does that mess for attention...he is the middle child.

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  4. Maybe I'll try that!

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  5. This reminds me of one of my high school students who asked if they used real dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. And she goes to a gifted math and science school.

    This is why I hate kids of today. :P

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