A child actually said this today:
What is the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Leonardo Di Vinci?
I literally sat there and stared at the kid for a bit, then the kid went on to say...
Was Leonardo Di Vinci alive when you were born?
...at this point I was about to fall out of my chair. Then...out of nowhere...my little goofball said this:
(yelling) You know that weird janitor who looks at teacher's butts? He goes to my church and looks at people's butt's there too!
At least tomorrow is a half day...or I just may die. By lunch I was ready to be taken to the nut house. Oh and has anyone else ever had a kid poop their pants and get mad when they are forced to call home. Or one that has a wet spot from front to back that could only have gotten there from urinating on one's self and swearing it was from the water fountain. All I have to say is six school days until Thanksgiving!