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Prepping for Virtual School... just in case it happens again.

July 27, 2020

As I've been preparing my own classroom for this upcoming school year that could potentially consist of weeks doing virtual school and weeks in the actual school building something hit me, I need to also have home prepared for just in case my child is in virtual school. 

My plan for the summer was to begin working on Kindergarten things, making sure he was as ready as possible when he began. With Reading/Language not being his favorite subject, my plan for this summer was to hit letters and sounds hard. 

So I organized myself a little three drawer corner of the dining room and plopped a Kindergarten style calendar on top. I even stole my basket I use to drag back and forth from intervention/computer lab in Louisiana. 


Here's a peek at what's inside and what I'm keeping on hand incase we end up in virtual school! 


Magnetic calendar from Target - lists day, month, weather, seasons. 

In my basket: twist up crayons, markers, dry erase markers, a dry erase board and eraser, reward stickers, glue sticks, scissors, permanent markers for me, water color paint, stylus, and pencils. I've also got pencil grips.

Drawer #1: Small treasure box type rewards for days he might need one, My 4 Weeks to Read reading program, a zippy bag of the magnetic parts from my calendar. 

Drawer #2: Bible lesson book, handwriting practice book, clear page protector for dry erase on worksheets (I've got math and handwriting in there now), Fun I Spy activity book, Dry Erase Letters and Numbers practice book, alphabet cards, Summer Brain Quest for his age group. (My plan is to get the Brain Quest workbook for his grade as well as the flash cards when we complete the summer workbook. They actually have a set of flashcards for kids starting at age 2, and I'll be getting it for Elliot on his birthday.) 

Drawer #3: Plain sticker dots for activities (matching letter or numbers), Letter and number puzzles, dry erase board, blank books I found in the Target dollar spot as a reward (he loves illustrating a book), his hand me down Mobi-Go and Leap Pad. The Leap Pad can be used whenever since it's all learning but the Mobi-Go is just games and it used as a reward. 


I've also got paper on hand and I need to restock my construction paper. We also practice on Khan Academy Kids. ABC Mouse, and Duolingo ABC on my iPad, hence the stylus. 

This is all super simple and paired down. I just like keeping everything organized and in one place. As soon begins I'll probably print out worksheets that his teacher uses in virtual school. I also know my reading program isn't the one being used in school, but in the event he is needing extra help I have this on hand to help me teach him. 

I know Louisiana and Alabama are both doing this, but your local PBS stations will be airing lessons. I saw the lineup for Louisiana on Facebook, so surely the Alabama one is floating around somewhere. If PBS is doing this for these states it is very likely others are as well. 

If you have students in other grade levels, just think of having a set of their school supplies on hand. It also wouldn't hurt to have some sort of workbook for each subject they take to help as extra practice. There are also many websites that offer extra practice, trust me your teachers are pulling worksheets from there as well. Teacher stores and Amazon are great resources for finding workbooks. If all else fails... some teacher somewhere taught that lesson and posted it to Youtube or TeacherTube. 

I realize I don't have craft materials in here, I'm just not that mom and recognize it. If you are, go for it. I'm not crafty for a whole host of reasons. 

Anyway, I hoped this help if you are trying to think of how to organize a school work station. You really don't have to have a whole room or area for school work, you can just keep it organized in one space and pull out what you need. Honestly, I might keep this up over the years for homework too. I'll just need to add a pencil sharpener. 
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no more teacher's dirty looks

May 24, 2012

Source: google.com via Emily on Pinterest



Summer break has officially started, I got cut from summer school this year! 


Positive: Longer summer
Negative: No summer school pay
Positive: No alarm clock, makeup, or khakis. 
Negative: No other negatives exist. 


That cartoon is so true, I am absolutely over learning. We have been beat senseless with Common Core and at this point I know less than when I started. I think my brain is shrinking. 


The only downside to summer is A) more Common Core trainings B) Ethics training C) SmartBoard Cohort


Which if I am understanding C well it seems as though I have a 2 day training that will in turn have me training other people.


 Let the panic attacks begin!


I hate speaking to my peers, I prefer a room of kids any day of the week over peers. Plus it doesn't help that I have the memory of a goldfish and can barely retain Jeremy's school schedule. Oh yes, let's put the clueless one in charge of learning...bet she won't play with her phone and daydream now. It will be interesting to see how this pans out. 


But until then...



And yes I am willing to admit I sang this all day the last student day. 

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the results are in...

May 18, 2012

There is a reason school is out for two months every year, you are burned slap out and can't stand to look at another text book. Not just the teachers either, kids are worn out. 


I've been so physically and mentally exhausted lately and haven't been able to place my finger on it. I think I figured it out today...I am just tired and need a change of pace. Teaching 4th grade (and 8th I imagine) is insanely stressful. 5th grade was nothing like this, and I had enough behavior issues to send the most sane person ever into a cursing fit. I blame it all on state testing. 


So why is state testing more stressful for these two grades and not the ones in between? Well the short version of it, our scores count twice for the school. Schools have to reach and maintain a certain growth target or they end up in big trouble to say the least. 


You can have the most well trained and highly qualified teachers on Earth, but without receptive students you don't have jack. 


It's a gamble, one big gamble. One I have become very numb to. 


I got the news today that not a single kid in the two classes I teach failed the test...our whole grade did amazing. The common teacher reaction was total freak out. I realized I didn't react appropriately when I was met with confused stares from the administration as they came in my room to give me the news. I just kind of looked at them, smiled, and said "oh that's great." 


Umm, wrong reaction. 


I tend to do this in stressful situations though, when I can't control past a certain point I enact a "who cares" attitude to keep myself worry free. But seriously, what else can I do? I taught everything I could, I can't take the test for them. There is no need to worry, just face the music when D-Day appears. Luckily for me there was no fearful music to face. However, I've taken my fair share of standardized tests and I know what it feels like. 


I tell every group of kids I teach that I was in the first group to take the LEAP in 8th grade where it counted as pass or fail for the year. I passed, but the feeling of walking to the Jr. High during the summer to find that out is something I will never forget. It was sheer torture. 


So where was I going with this? 
A break.
I need a break. 


Will I get a break?
Not completely.


Next week marks the beginning of summer school training, then the real summer school deal. What will I teach? ELA. Do I know much else...not one bit. Hopefully different kids and a different setting with help me out of this lesson plan induced funk. (I had great kids, I am just exhausted!) The only downside to summer school is the fact that we have to give that dandy test again at the end of the month, whoop de doo. 


Hopefully I can muster up some genuine excitement over the next week for these new kids. Because let's face it, I suck at faking it. 
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Teacher Week: Monday & Tuesday

August 23, 2011

Since I am a day late I decided to combine these two posts together. Let's start with Monday, Meet the Teacher.
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Meet the Teacher


Tell us a little something about you...

Hi, I'm Emily and I teach 4th grade in South Louisiana. 
Hi, Emily.
I am not usually a teacher blogger. I think I am still learning about teaching, I just may still be saying this in 20 years. I have a husband, Jeremy, who appears to be a career college student. We just moved so he could work on his specialist degree. We have two dachshunds, Ellie & Maddie, they run the house. Ellie thinks she runs the world. I love to cook, and love love love to read cook books. I love me some Beth Moore bible studies and can't wait for her next simulcast in September. Oh and if I could eat one thing everyday it would be homemade ice cream. 

How long have you been teaching...
This is my 3rd year of teaching. And needless to say teaching has been the most inconsistant career ever! My first year I taught 5th grade ELA in North Louisiana, then they did a district wide move about. Which sent me to another school teaching 5th grade Science and Social Studies. Then I graduated with my Master's of Arts in Teaching. I then promptly left and moved to South Louisiana to be with my husband who is in school here for a Spec. in School Psychology. Now I am teaching 4th grad ELA. And home girl loves her some ELA...but all this change has me in a mental tangle. However, I shall survive. 

What you might not know...
Teaching wasn't my first career idea. I actually love psychology, and I have a bachelors degree in it. When J is done with school I want to go back to either do educational diagnostician, librarian. If education drives me crazy enough I will attempt psychology again. I initially became a teacher to afford to put J thought grad school. 

What are you most looking forward to this year? 

Being in a different school. Last year was sheer hell. No seriously, sheer hell. Plus my kids this year are super sweet and smart:) Love them!

What do you need to improve?

I feel a little rusty in the ELA front, but it is only the 3rd week of school and everything is done completely different here. 

What teaching supplies can you not live without?

Post it notes. Plain and simple. I cannot for the life of me remember a dern thing.

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Teacher Talk Tuesday

1. Avoid the teacher's lounge. Nothing positive ever happens there. The only bright side is the ie machine.

2. Make positive parent contacts. They will believe you a lot more if they know you actually like their kid.

3. Befriend the partner teacher. She is your only hope at having a person to trust. 

4. Trust no one, but be friendly to everyone. You never know who the rats are. Yes I realize this sounds like I am working with a bunch of spies, but if you don't want everyone to know it...never let it cross your lips.

5. Teaching is the easy part, the paperwork and "work work" is the hard part. If all I had to do was teach I'd be fine, but let me tell you we are in week 3 and I am lost as a person can be. The whole new aspect of the new parish is going to eat me alive, I've never had so many things to turn in in my life.

6. Have someone you can vent to. My poor husbands hears a lot of it. I am lucky to have a Mom who is in education and needs someone who understands too. We talk a lot about what is bothering us. But never, and I mean never vent to someone at work. It will bite you in the butt. 

That is all I can think of as of right now. What are your teaching tips? 



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{the kids call him bob}

April 19, 2011

Today my worst nightmare occurred at work.

A rat dropped from the ceiling, into the light fixture, an ran from one end of the room to the other.

I was in the middle of teaching.

I was then on the other side of the room freaking out, kids were freaking out, the para was freaking out.

Massive teaching fail.

Only a snake could make this worse.
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At what point does comfy become slouchy?

March 29, 2011

I read a post today over at Newlyweds Next Door and was inspired to do a similar post on my blog for teachers. You can check out her post here. Over at Newlyweds Next Door they are discussing whether or not to wear heels and ponytails to work in a corporate setting. Neither of those apply to me in any way. Teaching is a profession...but totally not corporate. 


Different Schools have different dress code policies for teachers, ours is pretty relaxed. I can wear flip flops if they are cute, any kind of pants except jeans (unless it's jean day), a whole hosts of tops(as long as the girls aren't hanging out), and school spirit shirts(if they are tucked in-but no one does that). As y'all have probably see in man of my OOTW posts, I am pretty casual. I tend to wear khakis, Toms, sandals, V-neck shirts with scarfs, button downs with a belted waist, and anything remotely cute that is comfortable. 


I honestly could not imagine doing the corporate job super dressed up deal every day, I might die. Now there are some things I won't do:


1. I don't wear t-shirts unless it's jean day.
2. I DO NOT show any form of cleavage. 
3. I don't go to work wrinkled. 
4. I don't leave for work without my hair fixed. 


Now this year I have reduced the amount of makeup I wear, last year I did a full face everyday...not happening. Now I will put on concealer, blush, and some mascara. But the full blown face for a class of kids does not work for me, I wear glasses and you can barely see makeup on my eyes anyway. 


But like they talked about over at Newlyweds....hair and shoes tend to make or break you. So here is my question for y'all: What shoes are appropriate for work? How much makeup is not enough? And at what point is comfortable crossing the line to slouchy?
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Interesting...

February 3, 2011

As I have said a zillion times I am in the midst of my internship for my M.A.T program. Well today I had my 6th of 8 observations to date. This one was by far the most interesting.

To start I have an assignment due which involves me video taping myself and critiquing it. So since I had already gotten a lesson together for my supervisor I decided to teach it to my homeroom before we changed  classes and I had to actually teach it in front of her. Kill two birds with one lesson plan right?

Well my plan was constantly messed with. During the taping of Report Resources Lesson 1, or as I should have called it "Stop answering me with Google it!",  I was interrupted at least 5 times. Once I told the person I was taping and I'd send the kid to her later. She said okay and would wait in the hall. I totally forgot to mention the "no go away" part and five seconds later she stuck her head back in. I then forgot who she wanted and had to ask the kids who I nominated for Student of the Month. Great job Mrs. B!

That will be edited out.

Then came Lesson #2 or as I should call it "Just because I told that kid to come up with another way to find resources other than Google does not mean you can say Yahoo or Ask.com". (have these kids never heard of the encyclopedia? Geez) There were several disruptions, but none compared to the insanity that erupted when, after dodging 5 weather related questions and one about my favorite phone provider (try to dislodge the lesson from its course much?), a person came over the intercom and announced that school would be closing due to the weather at 11am. Yeah, that same weather I had just had to dismiss 5 minutes earlier. Oh Lord help me! They went WILD!

So what did I do, I laughed it off and told the kids they could...and I quote "smile so big it made their faces hurt but we were going to finish the lesson if it was the last thing I ever did".  I restated the objective, and made the a comment that I was doing it because they probably forgot they were even at school after that announcement, and went about my merry way.

Which then led to my homeroom showing up at my door and banging it down (while giggling insanily) and insisting they needed to get their stuff. All lead by another teacher. So I opened the door and whispered loudly "I am in the middle of a ULM observation go away!" The poor lab teacher looked like she was about to die.

I honestly don't remember what happened after that. Other than constantly restating that the lesson would go on. But it was sheer insanity. Luckily I have a very nice supervisor who when I jokingly asked had she ever seen an observation have so many interruptions, and she said that it was real life an that is what she likes to see. Thank God I have a nice lady looking out for me this year. She has been so encouraging, and constantly reminds me what I forget. Love her!

So teachers, what was your most interesting observation?
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only 120 days...till school is out for summer

January 26, 2011

I can't think of a better way to say it. But in the spirit of teachers I am going to steal Abby's statement: I am 12 kinds of exhausted. Lord help me, but school is making me nuts. I have been so busy that I didn't start planning for my 2nd formal observation (that only the non-tenured teachers get to enjoy) until today. I am days late on turning in my six weeks junk, which I never had to do at my other school. Even worse I am neglecting my graduate class and my internship assignments like crazy. Oh and forget sleep, my body apparently doesn't feel the need to partake in it. Which led me to this purchase this morning:
I know it was a waste of money, but home girl has no milk... therefore home girl has no latte.  I was not about to sneak soy milk or 2% out of the fridge, I only partake in skim. (My moo cows are fat free, and don't taste like watery beans) 


Oh and Jesus help me if roommates have not made me look like a recluse. I know I am one, but nothing makes you look less like a people person than hiding in your room 14/5 (that is how often I am home on weekdays). I just don't want to interact with humans after the number those 10-60 yr olds pull on me daily. Can't take it at all. 


In other news my dog is about to be charged with 20 different kinds of treason. That hoe bag Ellie ditched me last night to sleep with one of the guys. That hoe then came in at 5 am and wanted in bed with me, and I don't play that game. At least Maddie still loves me. Dang Jeremy for being gone, the girls are looking for any male attention they can muster up.
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teacher tidbits*

September 30, 2010

Today started crazy as usual. My class this year has energy to say the least. Well we changed classes, I started teaching Science again and suddenly the unthinkable happened. Fire drill.....I have yet to receive my drill map. My students lined up like we had rehearsed for this or something, and I stood in the hall asking teachers were I was supposed to go. We went outside, came back in...end of story.


Or so I thought.


Well my homeroom had a bit of a incident. Apparently (leading up to the fire alarm) my students had not thought to bring pencils to their next class, that teacher applies the policy I used last year and requires a shoe trade for a pencil. I just haven't gotten aggravated enough yet to do it this year. Well apparently my half shoeless class heard the alarm and instead of finding a shoe decided to fall out in the floor yelling and rolling around like nuts. 


Was I surprised? No I was laughing so hard when I heard this the principal came out to tell the kids to be quiet...truth be told it was me. (uh oh) The teacher who currently had them was cracking me up, she threatened the mess out of me if I didn't warn her ahead of time that they were having "one of those days" again. In her words "At least stick your head out in the hall to yell they are psycho", she kills me. 


Needless to say I can only imagine a whole class rolling around with no shoes during a fire drill.


Who else is excited tomorrow is Friday?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day

March 17, 2010

I'm not Irish, in fact I'm a mix of Puerto Rican, French Canadian, and Native American. Can you say MUT? Even though I'm not Irish I still am allowed the right to pinch the mess out of my husband who is still asleep because he isn't wearing green. But I'm the nice sort of wife and I'll wait until his alarm goes off and I'll just get him when he hits sooze.

The Daschund to the right isn't mine, sadly,  but I just can't resist a cute compliant Daschund...because mine sure aren't.

Since it is Spring Break for us, and I can't torture my class like my mother once did, I will just tell you a little story about how she nearly scared her 1st graders to drop out of elementary school.

My mother being the cute little kid teacher decided one year that on St. Patty's day she would leave green gum and candy on the students desk and sprinkle green clover confetti all over the room. Whent he student returned hypothetically they would be told that leprechauns had raided the room and left them a surprise and they would get totally excited, eat their green gum and go on their merry way. Not so. These kids had seen the movie "Leprechaun" and freaked out! A group of them apparently were crying while the rest just freaked, all convinced that the evil leprechaun was somewhere in their room or the school.

And this my friends is why you can't have the kind of fun you use to. People let their kids watch bad movies. And in turn kids are afraid of everything.  Which is, thanks to Stephen King, why I am afraid of clowns. {side note: My Mom tried to make me go to bed but I just HAD to watch IT with her, still don't like clowns.}
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If you have seen my sanity please return it promptly.

October 22, 2009

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I swear I haven't fallen off the face of the earth, but at this point I wouldn't mind doing so. I've just had problems with the apparently usual first year teacher junk. Up until today I held strong and did well though. After a little event yesterday I wasn't in the mood for anything today, so getting observed was not my cup of tea. I might have done better but the timing of the observation was bad, plus on test days I play classical music to ease test anxiety(plus it has been shown to improve brain function and yada yada)...well anyway after my observer left the room and chaos ensued again and at that very moment "Fur Elise" started playing on my computer. You may think okay no big deal right, well that song was the whole reason Nanny learned to play piano, and at that point I couldn't help it, I just cried. Needless to say I picked the wrong class to do it in. I am almost positive crying in class will come back on me, just like everything else.  

But there is good news this week. My advisor approved me to move to south Louisiana, so that means Jeremy can go to Nichols and there is nothing to worry about except finding a job for me and a place to live. Huge sigh of relief. Just pray Jeremy gets into graduate school there.

Tomorrow I'm planning to do a big post about Sunday lunch and our little pumpkin carving party. Good thing I took pictures cause those little pumpkins are rotting their hollow heads out. 

Hope you all have a great Friday. Don't forget to enter the giveaway, it ends on Halloween!

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Saturday at the Shrine and Sunday Lunch

October 12, 2009

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I absolutely love going home, something about Vidalia is just so much better than Monroe. But after five years of not liking Monroe I have started to like anywhere...even West Monroe is better than Monroe, and I hate West Monroe too. Since it was the second Saturday my cousin Chris and my future cousin in law Brandi decided to come to town to watch Pop play music so I decided to come to town too. Mom, Chris, Brandi and I had a ton of fun listening to Pop play, and sing, but we didn't dance...the four of us just aren't the dancing type. I told Jeremy he has to come next time so I have someone to dance with, I seem to only dance when drug onto the dance floor by either him or Nanny. This is also the first time we stayed the whole 3 hours, Nanny usually started saying about nine that is was time for bed, and like clock work I looked at my watch at exactly nine. When the guys started playing Mustang Sally I immediately found the picture of Nanny from August dancing to that song that last time we all went to the Shrine and showed Chris, and not surprising Chris said the same thing I said "I can't believe that was just in August."






Surefire Band



Now for Sunday...
I made a recipe I found in Glamour years ago called Engagement Chicken. Supposedly all the girls that made this recipe were engaged within a short time of making the chicken. I have added a few ingredients to it, maybe it's just a southern thing but I have to put garlic and onions in everything.


Engagement Chicken
1 whole chicken
1 c butter
1-2 tbsp minced garlic
1 lemon, sliced
salt and pepper to taste
thyme
1 onion

Preheat the over to 375. Clean chicken. Mix ingredients except lemon in a small bowl. Rub butter mixture under chicken skin and on the inside of the chicken. Stuff lemon slices under skin. Slice onion and place a few slices under the chicken and in the chicken cavity. Bake until skin is crispy and chicken is cooked through. Roughly 45 mins to an hour.

Baked Mac and Cheese
1 lb macaroni
milk
flour
1 block cheddar cheese, shredded
1 block mozarella cheese, shredded
3 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled
1 clove garlic, minced
salt and pepper
Italian bread crumbs
2 tbsp butter



Cook pasta. In small pot melt butter and add about 2 tbsp flour, cook until slightly browned. Add about 2 cups of milk and bring to simmer until thickened. Add shredded cheese, garlic, bacon, salt and pepper. Mix cheese sauce with pasta and put in a casserole dish. Top with bread crumbs and bake at 375 until bubbly.  

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The week appears to be starting off good. After two weeks of absolute chaos my Mom had the idea to start recording my class, and today was day one of recording the kids. I made a point to tell the class I'm recording that if I have to I will let the principal listen to things they do and say. Needless to say being recorded didn't effect them...they still acted their usual way. But today went better than expected because due to the rainy weather the like Friday they let us out of school early today. I wasn't heartbroken though, I feel junky today and came home to take a nap. 

Keep your fingers crossed for Jeremy though, he is taking the GRE as we speak...and I really hope he gets the score he wants. Which could mean we will be moving down south for him to go to graduate school. I am all for it though because I have more family down south, and a really good friend from high school. Call me crazy but after I feel like I've had a hard time making friends in college, or at least one that stick around. I still talk to my high school friends pretty often, but college friends are hard to keep up with unless I see them on campus or at church often. 

Oh, don't forget to leave a comment to register for my giveaway! 





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some days

September 16, 2009

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Some days I feel like I am on an episode of The Monkees. The constant antics of 5th graders keep me laughing and prevent me from having a serious face when I am getting onto them half the time.

Today for instance...

I had a kid turn in all of his papers with the name Michael Jackson, that same homework sheet's sentences included "Occupied is a good word. Occupying is bad word." One for every spelling word...so much for using the words in a sentence to understand the meaning. But I was laughing so hard I was nearly crying.

Another kid stood up, got his jacket caught on the desk, and flipped it completely over. At the same time the principal was walking down the hall...and yes he heard the whole commotion, which sounded like a room full of crazed monkeys. This also caused another teacher to come running across the hall to see what happened.

And to end the fun a kid that I told to act like a 5th grader said back to me in the most bizarre voice "But I'm in Pre-K!" This same kid also said "freedom of speech" every time to told him to be quiet. Oh and this child also came running to me at one point with a pink piece of paper that read "I forgot my pink pen" he was having a total cow about how there was a bad word on the note, I couldn't find it anywhere. I finally asked him what he thought it said, knowing that I didn't want to know the answer for fear of his reading skills...he thought it said "I forgot my penis pen." I laid my head on my desk and laughed so hard that if I hadn't bought waterproof mascara I would have looked like a raccoon.

So there you have it, being in 5th grade feels like your living in an episode of The Monkees.

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working at match.com

September 2, 2009

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Sunday lunch was quite a bust this week. I was half dead from kid flu{aka the common cold, commonly spread by kids} and only made pasta. This "pasta" would be called spaghetti but I don't like to eat spaghetti noodles on account of my grandfather video taping me when I was a kid and everyone picking on me for an unheard length of time...yes I am serious I rarely use actual spaghetti from that traumatic childhood event{haha}. I promise I will cook something this Sunday though.
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In school news...I was outside my room yesterday after lunch and suddenly heard a bunch of kids screaming "OMG save us! Someone spray Lysol!" This was quickly followed by a girl saying "Get over it! I had baked bean for breakfast and I have held it in all day!" Yes, a girl. I was shocked and appalled a girl said this, I would think a boy would say it but not a girl.

Then today I asked the question I have been wondering about all week and the conversation went something like this:

Me- "Hey {insert boy name here}, why has {insert another boy name here} been acting so strange all week?"

Boy#1- "He is dating {insert girl name}."

Me{while turning towards the whole class}- "Seriously, Y'all do realize this is not Match.com or speed dating!"

Boy#2- "I forgot my phone in your desk can I get it?"

Me- "Yes, quick."

Boy#1- "He just wants it so he can text {insert girl name} tonight."

I had totally forgot 5th grade is when everyone discovers the wonderful world of dating. Oh to be 10 and in love again. It is hard to not just laugh when they do nutty stuff.
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2 multi vitamins, airborne, and a ton of other holistic meds will hopefully keep swine flu away

August 31, 2009

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Sick teacher + sick kids + informal observation day = most lathargic class known to man

On another sick note...it is reported a kid in our parish has swine flu, oh yay I can't wait to get it. Also after hearing this news I immediately made all my kids bathe in germx and when they left the room I sprayed the place down in lysol{a totaly of 3 times today}.

And another sick note...the university is offering flu shots for $15 to all students with a ULM id. Guess which deathly afraid of shots student is going to get poked Wednesday. I figure a few minutes of pain is worth not getting what ever disease these kids are attempting to take me out with. And yes, when I say take me out I do mean the adult version of hiring a hit man. These munchkins just can't afford it so they do you in in hopes of getting a sub by smearing all sorts of bacteria on you and your belongings. It may sound like I am hating some kids at the moment, but this is my sarcastic way of dealing with that fact that 45 sick kids got me sick and ruined my weekend/made me turn in grad homework slightly high off medication.

Looks like this could get interesting. Oh and for all my worry about classroom management the principal said my heathens kids were good, surprise surprise...but when he walked out of the classroom one immediately chirped "We were good can we have a treat now." Slightly reminds me of training dogs, oh well if it keeps them quite.

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one big sigh of relief

August 20, 2009

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To my surprise the first day of school was great. Granted I am missing a few teaching materials, and am seemingly clueless about a few thing, I am having fun. I'm not gonna lie though, I am scared to death and more lost than I prefer to be. I am unorganized for a change and can't seem to get organized, but it will all work out. The fact that the staff is awesome and more than willing to help with any and everything is giving me a ton of confidence, and being able to call my Mom with questions is great. It is so nice to have someone you can talk to about anything and who has already been through this. I am just so excited...I have a career. No more restaurant or random jobs.

ULM finally got their act together today and I got to register for classes, not exactly the classes I wanted to take but I have to take them eventually anyway so why not take them now. I just wish someone would explain to me how I can register for graduate classes but my status is pending graduate. Maybe that has to do with the fact that I called and bugged everyone for education to graduate studies yesterday till something seemingly got done. Classes start Monday so I don't feel at all bad about being rude with the woman on the phone when she told me there was nothing she could do about my information being processed quickly, but if she hadn't opened my account to register for classes I would be pushed back another year in graduating from grad school.

Ahh to finally see things fall semi into place.

Oh and this is totally out of character for me but with all the busy bee stuff going on I haven't been able to think of something to cook for Sunday lunch this week...any ideas?

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